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On to the reviews:

Vibrators

• Contest Title L’Intimate Lint Roller by Mistress Kay
• Blueberry Buzz by Red Vinyl Kitty
• The Rock Box by Midnight Boudoir
• Leaf Fresh by Karen Blue
• Adam & Eve Rechargeable Wand Massager 2.0 by Mistress Kay
• Je Joue Fifi by Kira
• Le Reve Slimline G by Mistress Kay
• Fairy USB Massager by Midnight Boudoir
• Pearl Passion Please by Vanille
• We-Vibe 3 by Nymphomaniac Ness
• Tantus Little Secret Whisper by Nanixe
• Onye Galerie Petite by Jinx
• Pure Skin Bendie by Midnight Boudoir
• FixSation by Nymphomaniac Ness
• Pink Inspire by N’jaila Rhee

Dildos

• Tantus Alumina by the bedroom blogger
• Doc Johnson Platinum Silicone 6″ Realistic by Bzzingbee
• Valentine’s Whirly Girly by Mistress Kay
• Metal Worx Curve by DIY Orgasms
• Fetish Fantasy Elite 4.5″ G-spot by llellsee
• Tantus Max O2 by Kira
• Tantus T-Rex by True Pleasures
• Tantus Vamp by DIY Orgasms
• Phallix Dichroic Glass G-Spot by Mistress Kay

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

• Tenga Lovers Egg by True Pleasures
• Tenga Lovers Egg by Jnuts
• Tenga Egg by Beanfiddler
• Tenga 3D Module by Karen Blue
• Fleshwrap by Jnuts

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Passion Pillows Mist with Pheromones by CLP

BDSM/Fetish

• Hearts Leather Ankle Restraints by padme amidala
• Flogmebaby.com’s Double Tawse by BloodHound
• The Curve Chastity Device by Mistress Kay
• Project TransAction Handmade Leather Restraints by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Spartacus Fur Lined Blindfold by Cara Sutra
• LELO Sensua by Insane Hussein

Adult Books/Games

• Best Lesbian Erotica 2011 by Vanille
• Jack’s Blowjob Lessons by ScarlettSeraph
• Lust: Erotic Fantasies for Women by Karen Blue
• The Ultimate Guide to Orgasm for Women by buzzvibe
• Dark Desires: Love That’s Out of This World by Midnight Boudoir

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Lesbian Spotlight – Cadence St. John by J.D. Bauchery
• Hospital Hump by Ginger Leigh
• Tenderness by J.D. Bauchery
• Cabaret Desire – Scene 3 by Ginger Leigh
• Queer Porn TV: Courtney Trouble and Mr. Grey Part One by J.D. Bauchery

Lingerie

• Coquette PVC Jacket by Kari Rose
• Coquette Kissable Patterned Chemise by Kira

I define them as the definitions that are widely known:

Safe Sane and Consensual

Risk-Aware Consensual Kink

I ascribe to Safe, Sane and Consensual only because when I’m getting my kink on, I don’t want to take that 50% chance of risk where I could get seriously hurt (or even killed)

I know it’s all about trust and all that fun stuff, but I rather come away marked, but still breathing and no trips to the ER are needed, Because really, who wants to explain to an ER tech. that you like tying up your girlfriend?

Sure, some people are creative in the story department, but I rather not be going to the hospital because something I enjoy went horribly wrong.

That’s just my $0.02

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SIZE/SHAPE

Color: Purple

Length: 6″

Insertable length: 2 3/4″

Circumference:3 3/4″

Diameter:1 1/8″

Clitoral attachment shape: Nubby/bubble-like

Weight: 3.4 oz

There are 5 indents along the shaft on both sides of the toy, I did not feel them upon insertion or use. There’s also a seam in the middle of the toy. It was not noticeable by me in use, but you can definite feel a seam if you run your fingers over the toy. If you are ‘seam sensitive’ I might advise to passing this one up.

CONTROLS/FUNCTIONS

Push button, two speeds. Push button ‘clicks’ to cycle through the speeds, might be a little loud to some when trying to be discreet. The toy has no immediate shutoff (such as holding the button down for a certain amount of time) The toy is marked to be waterproof, but I have not tested it in the shower/bath.

MATERIAL

TPR/Plastic. The TPR has some squish/flex to it and was very comfortable to use. Would be great for a beginner’s toy or for a experienced user who doesn’t need a lot of power to get off and also prefers smaller toys.

Food-grade material / Hypo-allergenic / Latex free / Phthalates free

CARE & FEEDING

The entirety of the insertable length of the toy including the clit attachment is TPR. It is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone, if you plan to share this toy, I recommend condom use. TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap.

Lubricants

Silicone-based or water-based

The plastic bottom half the toy can be wiped down with a toy wipe if it gets gunky with lube or other bodily fluids, I would not recommend putting it underwater as the push button may soak up water behind it and thus would get the battery compartment wet and we don’t want that!

Intensity: Low 2 vrooms High 3 vrooms

Noise Level: 2 bees, I turned it on, left the room shutting the door behind me, did not hear it. Walked into the bathroom (in which shares a wall with my room) still did not hear. Took a walk down the hall, silence.

However, someone in the same room as you would able to hear this toy no problem, so unless you want them to hear the toy, I’d recommend using this toy when you’re free from earshot.

PACKAGING

The toy came packaged in a simple plastic clamshell case. It can be used to store the toy, as it can and will become a lint magnet if you leave it out on it’s own. I recommend a toy pouch if you do not want to store the toy in its original casing.

OVERALL RATING/COMMENTS

I believe this toy could have been a lot better if it just had ONE MORE speed. The first ‘low’ speed did not do much at all for me, and I had to thrust with it until my wrist was aching and no-one wants to put THAT much work into getting off, right? The second speed was better, however, a third, intenser speed would have gotten me off without much effort on my part. I loved the size/shape of the toy as I’m more comfortable with smaller toys in my body. The nub/bubble-like clit attachment was comfortable and did not feel like I was getting prodded.

A small imperfection in the toy though I found a dent in the shaft. Not sure if this was a manufacturing error, but it might cause some concern for those who share their toys with those whom they are not fluid-bonded with. To stay on the safe side, just throw a condom over the toy when sharing.

I give this toy 3 out of 5 paws, due to the low intensity and the small flaw in the shaft.

Pearl passion please G-spot and clitoral vibrator by California Exotic Material: Plastic / TPR (Thermoplastic Rubber) Safety: $18.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
Rating:	Vroom:	Bee:

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Blindfolds are pretty fun because you can’t see what’s coming.

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and bondage! Because…who doesn’t like to be at their D-type’s mercy?

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Fortunately, I haven’t yet.

I do however experience drops in my mood due to Seasonal Affective Disorder and anxiety. Master and I power through it together. She’s always there to lend an ear when I need it and gives me encouragement.

Without her, I’d probably end up in bed all day and assume being a depressed bump on a log.

Master gives me that encouragement to get up and power through the drops in my mood and I couldn’t be thankful enough for that.

I’d give up completely otherwise.

*Reviewer’s Note: I am reviewing this from the Kindle eBook format, print copy may have differences*

Best Lesbian Erotica 2011 is a collection of 20 stories spanning  from a vast array of authors selected by Lea DeLaria and edited by Kathleen Warnock. The book includes a great introduction by Kathleen and a hilarious foreword written by Lea, who picks up a girl who sobs every time she had an orgasm and claims she possibly cannot be gay.The list of stories is as follows:

The Stripper & the Butch Wannabe by Renée Strider

Ladies’ Coupe by Anamika

My Precious Whore by Xan West

The Third Kiss by Kiki DeLovely

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Betty Blue

A Quick Fuck In A Shadowed Corner by Sinclair Sexsmith

Witch by Kristy Logan

Art School Confidential by Kenzie Mathews

Painted Nails and Puppy Dog Tails by Giselle Renarde

Carried Away In Santa Fé by Charlotte Dare

Walk Like A Man by D. L. King

Signs by Theda Hudson

Most Valuable Player by Nairne Holtz

Tree Hugger by Catherine Lundoff

Little Lou by Gala Fur, translated by Noël Burch

I really enjoyed the kink aspects of My Precious Whore. While it’s not the kind of kink play I would personally engage in, I always appreciate a good kinky story.

Ladies’ Coupe had me going, “OH SNAP! she totally just banged the perp.” and it actually made me laugh!

$15.95Best Lesbian Erotica 2011 Book by Various Authors Format: Paperback Publisher: Cleis Press Inc. Buy from EdenFantasys

I’ve been focused on other projects and of course, real life.

Real life takes priority over my ‘netz presence.

I have taken down my review blog due to financial constraints and will from now on merge all my reviews here.

Unfortunately, I did not save any of my reviews so any of my reviews posted off-site on Eden and for Babeland are now gone.

Sucky, but I hope noone will hold that against me.

I should have some stuff to review in the coming days as I’m up for a free assignment tomorrow and I have about $25 worth of points I can cash in.

I want to thank everyone who’s been following even though I’m quiet.

It’s much appreciated! :)

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